Do you always trip in the dark when you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? Now you can finally end those embarrassing accidents once and for all with these brilliant LED flashlight slippers! We geeks like to be awake at night and sleep during the day thanks to the evolution. Several hundred years of geek evolution has made us into nocturnal creatures. But evolution has forgotten to give us…

The Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is the perfect pet if you’re a very busy geek and don’t have time to feed and clean up after real goldfishes! It’s very relaxing and comforting to have a cute little goldfish swimming around and around in a goldfish bowl all day long on your desk. And compared to other pets it doesn’t need so much food and attention. For many who are allergic to fur and who…

Wear the same characteristic t-shirt as Al Bundy and the rest of the members of the organization ‘NO MA’AM’ and show the rest of the world your political views! If you grew up during the 80’s and the 90’s, you have probably seen the classic TV show “Married… with Children” where Ed O’Neill is starring as the underpaid & failed shoe salesman Al Bundy who loves young girls with big boobs but hates fat, married…

Dress up like Barney from ‘How I Met Your Mother’ before you’re going to bed with this awesome silk suit pajamas! Sleeping has never been funnier or sexier! The holiday season is here which means people are going to spend a great deal of time trying to find the perfect gift for each item on their list. Chances are you have someone in your life who looks up to Barney Stinson, the star of the…

Prepare yourself for the zombie apocalypse! This survival kit includes everything you’ll need to survive a zombie apocalypse – zombie jerky, zombie skin, zombie blood, and foaming candy! This awesome zombie apocalypse survival kit includes delicious candy that will prepare you for the upcoming zombie apocalypse that all of us geeks fear. It includes tasty zombie jerky, zombie skin, foaming candy, and zombie blood. In other words; Everything you will need to survive the ultimate…